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Shedding No Tears For Crocs
Here’s something that causes crocodile tears to flow down my face like a burst water main: “Crocs could be on their last leg.” First appearing in 2002, the colorful clogs – whose popularity totally...
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For years I had a dusty file cabinet in the basement emblazoned with a presidential sticker. No, it wasn’t Adlai Stevenson. Or Hubert Humphrey. Or even Pat Paulsen. Rather it was a clarion call to...
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What Happened To My Hot Body?
First there was the altered photo. A photo of a well-known model for Ralph Lauren makes the rounds. Except that her head is way, way too big. And her body, by comparison, is way, way narrow. The whole...
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RalphLaurenGate: Part II
What is about Ralph Lauren – or his minions or sub-contractors – or whatever? He – or should I say the company – has some of the most gorgeous models around. And yet someone, somewhere decided these...
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Singing a Song That Might Kill You
The Sex Pistols in undated photo, from left, Paul Cook, Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten, and Steve Jones search for a karaoke bar. (Publicity Photo via Associated Press) A piece of advice if you ever decide...
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Going 3-D With Hef and the Bunnies
It was only a matter of time, I guess. Only a matter of time before the 3-D craze sweeping the movie industry would enter a new dimension … well … would reach the apex of … er … hum … never mind. Dig...
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So, Where Is My Torso?
Oh, I seem to have misplaced my lower half ... this pavement gravel is so rough. A sad end indeed. Lying face down in a beach parking lot – torso separated from the bottom half. Dismembered. Though...
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Does This Sweater Make Me Look Chunky?
Scooter the rat terrier is looking good in this three-sweater combo on a stroll in Hyannis. Cape Cod Times file/Steve Heaslip When I was a lad I had a sweater. I liked that sweater. It seemed normal –...
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Let’s celebrate: Keeper of the green, 25 years old
It’s someone’s birthday. Come on: You know who you are. Stand up. And take a bow. Or show us the green – or something. Sure, you’re flat, but with a slight curvature, molded over time to a certain...
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